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« on: May 25, 2007, 06:18:52 PM »

Just my little twisted visual perspective --  of a Mela-Meat TV commercial:

A kid’s hand comes in from the top of the screen holding a plastic pig.

[sound] snort! snort!

[voice] Welcome to the land of mela-porker, where the plastic pigs roam free. They are happy piggies eating mela-rice & mela-feed all day.

[sound] snort! snort!

[voice] Come into our kitchen for awile.

[sound] Screen door slams.

[voice] We’re cookin’ up some mela-bacon right now.

The child’s hand comes from the top & tosses down a round plastic disc, embossed as bacon.

[voice] yummmm! Smells goooo— uh, hey, kid!  Are you burning plastic?? Watch out now!  DON”T EAT THAT!  Don’t break your teeth!

[Next scene, voice] Hairy arm comes down from the top holding a plastic kid. Welcome to my kid’s backyard. Here, he plays with his mela-pets all day. Rover, the dog; Porkie, the pig; Early-bird, the chicken; & Sam-mon, the fish.

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Advertisement paid for by any major network & the Mela-Nutrient Board of Advisors. Manufactured in Xuzhou, China, distributed in Every town, USA.
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We want full disclosure of ingredients, source/country-of-origin, place of manufacturing & place of distribution, including a toll-free number.

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